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It's not required from me to say hi but I'll say it anyways: Hi! And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream.

I suddenly remembered I had this interview in my notes for so long, I  had to publish it as soon as possible. Why? Because apparently I'm like Dory and I tend to forget... stuff...

Oh hi! :wave: And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream! Today I bring you a deviant with no name required: namenotrequired!

:happybounce: Into the Light by namenotrequired :squee:

Hello person with no name required! We know your name is not required but if you could have any name, what would it be?


Hello! :wave: I may not have named my account, but my parents did name me – and I like the name they gave me, Bart, just fine to keep. :la:



If your current life could be described with a song, which one do you think it would be?


*opens Windows Media Player*
Excuse the cliffhanger – I'll think about it and tell you the end of the interview! :popcorn:



On the first day, God said "Let there be light", and there was light. But God waited until the third day to make the sun and the moon. So what lit up the earth during the two first days?


:idea: Well, if I remember correctly, he did create the sky before that, didn't he? :iconthinkingplz:So I think the sky lit the earth! If you look at the sky, you see light coming from everywhere as well, right? Even where there's no sun... :stupidme:



How would our civilization and technology be different if water (and rain) was opaque instead of transparent?


Well, periscopes would definitely be a lot more popular.



If you could marry any deviant and have their children, who would it be? :iconteheplz:


I'm... not sure I'm in favour of marriage yet in the first place. :shifty:



Share with us a deviation from your devwatch!


Melting Sun by bibarry



What's your favourite shampoo brand?


Whatever happens to be within hand reach while I'm having a shower!



What are caterpillars afraid of?


Velvet! So many legs :nuu: Legs are a true status symbol among caterpillars :nod:



How many seconds are in a year?


That mostly depends on how many firsts there are that year.



Didn't see that coming :| Aaaanyway, thank you so much Bart! Give us a farewell message now!


I KNOW A SONG :la:
Racoon – Lucky All My Life

Enjoy that song! It's a favourite of mine :meow: So long, stay deviant and green, and thanks for shaking all the fish! :shakefish:






Want to read even more? There are a few extra questions that you can find in the latest edition of dAseniors's The Senior 'Stache!
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:iconichigokeyblade:
IchigoKeyblade Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011  Student General Artist
The whole seconds in a year answer cracked me up XD It took me a few seconds (and firsts XD) to get it right XD
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namenotrequired Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Yay! Lol :lol: :hug:
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:iconjessijellibean:
JessiJellibean Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Whatever happens to be within hand reach while I'm having a shower!"
Oh how I greatly adore and agree with that statement
:iconfblikeplz:
XD Awesome interview XD
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:giggle: Thank you! :hug:
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:icondevilia666:
Devilia666 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Awesomeness
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:la: thanks! :hug:
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:icondevilia666:
Devilia666 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:tighthug:
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:iconyoukaishadowclaw:
YoukaiShadowClaw Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
awsome XD
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:D thanks! :hug:
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:iconyoukaishadowclaw:
YoukaiShadowClaw Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011
welcome :hug:
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:icontwiggyteeluck:
TwiggyTeeluck Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
"That mostly depends on how many firsts there are that year."

:iconohuplz:
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:iconyesmeplz:
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:iconcality:
cality Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Great read! :giggle:
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:dummy: :hug:
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:iconkisaki-akizuki:
kisaki-akizuki Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Student General Artist
So the song at the end is the description of your life at the moment?
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Yes! :nod:
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:iconkisaki-akizuki:
kisaki-akizuki Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Ah, I see~ :clap:
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:bow:
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:iconim-not-sana:
im-not-sana Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Comment not required :heart:
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
But created anyway? :B
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:iconim-not-sana:
im-not-sana Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
just like your name :B
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:nod:
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:iconkatara-alchemist:
Katara-Alchemist Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student General Artist
lol, that was awesome. XD
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:bow:
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:iconkatara-alchemist:
Katara-Alchemist Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student General Artist
I think my fave was was probably the answer to the seconds question.
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:iconimapoetaniknowit:
imapoetaniknowit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
Haha! I liked it a lot! A very funny person
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
haha thanks :hug:
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:iconimapoetaniknowit:
imapoetaniknowit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
:D I'm the idiot from the meet and greet thing! I'm very sorry if I am being rude...I tend to be a bit of an idiot...
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Oh I know lol :lol: And you weren't rude or an idiot. :hug:
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:iconimapoetaniknowit:
imapoetaniknowit Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
Aw, thanks! :)
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Topicality Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
"If you could marry any deviant and have their children, who would it be? "
I WONDER WHO... :P
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:P
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:iconeuxiom:
Euxiom Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
King/Emperor/Queen Dancing Cat. Very excellent.
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:iconizene:
Izene Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hillariously,cunningly and brilliantly answered! :D
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Thank you :D
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:iconirrevocablefate:
IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011   Writer
:iconilavplz:
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
:huggle:
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:iconirrevocablefate:
IrrevocableFate Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011   Writer
:cuddle:
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sunnydelight18 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whenever I hear your name, all I can think of is the Simpsons :lmao:

Any who, very funny interview! :D
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Sorry. :giggle: Thanks :D
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:iconeziotehwomanizer:
Eziotehwomanizer Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol 8D This was fun to read
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
And to write!
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:iconeziotehwomanizer:
Eziotehwomanizer Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:happybounce:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao: :shakefish:
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Thanks! ;P
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew you'd appreciate ;p
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:iconkissmyarsenal12:
KISSmyARSenal12 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student General Artist
You had me laughing!:giggle: "Well that depends on how many firsts there are that year." I love that answer!:love:
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:iconnamenotrequired:
namenotrequired Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Haha thanks :love:
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:iconkissmyarsenal12:
KISSmyARSenal12 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Student General Artist
:D
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:iconbibarry:
bibarry Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
HAY Bart! You shared my photo :happycry:
No in favor of marrige :noes:
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