It's not required from me to say hi but I'll say it anyways: Hi! And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream.
I suddenly remembered I had this interview in my notes for so long, I had to publish it as soon as possible. Why? Because apparently I'm like Dory and I tend to forget... stuff...
Oh hi! And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream! Today I bring you a deviant with no name required: namenotrequired!
Hello person with no name required! We know your name is not required but if you could have any name, what would it be?
Hello! I may not have named my account, but my parents did name me and I like the name they gave me, Bart, just fine to keep.
If your current life could be described with a song, which one do you think it would be?
*opens Windows Media Player*
Excuse the cliffhanger I'll think about it and tell you the end of the interview!
On the first day, God said "Let there be light", and there was light. But God waited until the third day to make the sun and the moon. So what lit up the earth during the two first days?
Well, if I remember correctly, he did create the sky before that, didn't he? So I think the sky lit the earth! If you look at the sky, you see light coming from everywhere as well, right? Even where there's no sun...
How would our civilization and technology be different if water (and rain) was opaque instead of transparent?
Well, periscopes would definitely be a lot more popular.
I'm... not sure I'm in favour of marriage yet in the first place.
Share with us a deviation from your devwatch!
What's your favourite shampoo brand?
Whatever happens to be within hand reach while I'm having a shower!
What are caterpillars afraid of?
Velvet! So many legs Legs are a true status symbol among caterpillars
How many seconds are in a year?
That mostly depends on how many firsts there are that year.
Didn't see that coming Aaaanyway, thank you so much Bart! Give us a farewell message now!
I KNOW A SONG
Racoon Lucky All My Life
Enjoy that song! It's a favourite of mine So long, stay deviant and green, and thanks for shaking all the fish!
Want to read even more? There are a few extra questions that you can find in the latest edition of dAseniors's The Senior 'Stache!