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Good morning Baltimore! and welcome to another issue of Absurd Interviews: the nicest interviews in town.
It was my intention to write something clever as an introduction to this interview... but my brain is fried so I decided to instead, sing you a song!
Oh Dan oh Dan, you came into my life
and answered these questions
with such grace~
the end.
Ladies and gents, I give you: `Dan-Heffer
Hello Dan! How you this fine afternoon/morning/twilight?
I am very well thank you! twilight
i am hungry and tired!Are you wearing underwear right now? Be honest
Yes, unfortunately :sigh:
Describe your current life using dA stock
Define using?!
If you mean taking stock maybe? its great! so much has improved. the quality the concepts, the final outcomes, the amazing support that ive had has kept growing. Its a great time for me! DA is the one place i look forward to when i come home from work. the community is so amazing and i don't know what i'd do without DA to be honest.
Its close to my heart and so are the people ive met! and the stock community is growing stronger and stronger! we just need more male stock
I hope that answered your question!
It certainly did! What was the last thing you ate?
Roast ham with new potatoes and salad!
Yum! What do you think about when you hear the word cuchini?
Zucchini or porchini!
Complete this phrase: "Everybody does ____ in the morning!"
Everybody does wee in the morning!
How does it feel to be on dA's footer for a whole month? :'D
Im still in real shock! i feels like such an honour and is so unexpected, really hard to sum up! im overwhelmed
If you could be an expert in any activity (be a sport, an artistic craft, cooking, dancing, etc) just by wishing it, what would it be?
THIS IS TOO HARD. I think i will join `UnicornReality in being a DINOSAUR!
If you were an X Man, what would your mutant power be?
I would like to stop time! and be called Tick Tock!
? Thanks Dan! Now give us a farewell message! c:
THIS INTERVIEW HAS BEEN ABSURD, AND I LOVED IT.
MY TRAINERS ARE DRYING ON THE RADIATOR AND STREUDEL AWAITS ME.
Want to read even more? There are a few extra questions that you can find in the latest edition of #dAseniors's The Senior 'Stache!
This Absurd interviews are so cool.