Avada Kedavra! (I always tought that sounded more like a salute or something, rather than a curse :P) Welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Not my daughter you bitch!
So! I was on my way to Hogwarts, I was sitting comfortably on my train cabin minding my own business when this young lady approached. She was wearing some funny glasses and she was tall.... really tall. Anyway I decided to interview her and this is the result. Ladies and muggles, I give you: `StJoan
Hello Alicia! How are you today?
I so sleepy...whoever invented 5:30 am should be taken out back and shot.
Would be rather be half naked or half dressed?
Half naked, fo sho. I like the possibility of arrest for public indecency.
If you had to choose a Gaga song to describe your current life, which one would it be?
Oh shi-can't be all can it? I suppose actually You & I and not just because of the ampersand. it's a little country, a little rock, a lot of pop and a lot of divalicious singing...also, mermaid sex.
Aside from that: Bad Kids or maybe So Happy I Could Die
How does it feel to be nominated as the tallest and most brown Luna ever?
SO FREAKING AWESOME
Though like any committed cosplayer i /did/ use a lightening foundation and powder over exposed skin but uh...it's a billion degrees in texas in summer and i was wearing 3 layers of clothes and wool tights...so i sweated most of it off
If you could change anything from yourself (be something physical or emotional) what would it be?
Dude i am the squishy. i'm not big, i'm just squishy. really squishy. so i'd like to be more muscle, less squish..i mean i'd keep squish and add squish in places...keep the bewbs and add ass. for a brown girl i have a flat bum and it hurts when i sit too long without a cushion
On the other side, what's the one thing from you (could also be physical or emotional) you're most proud of?
I've managed to survive some really big ups and downs and am determined to maintain a drama free life style...at least IRL drama, dArama is still fair game
Today you woke up and the fist thing you did was....
I woke up at 3:30 inexplicably and had a wee, got back in bed and cuddled my cat.
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
Bottom side! fluffy fluffy ducky!
What would life be like if you decided never to open your eyes again?
About the same as if i were to take my glasses off. blind bat is blind
Thanks Alicia! That was certainly interesting! But now is time to say goodbye! Say goodbye to your readers!
BYE READERS! ...wait, I have readers? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Love you all!
Want to read even more? There are a few extra questions that you can find in the latest edition of %dAseniors's The Senior 'Stache!