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Devious Minds: FallenUmbraDiscovering what makes us devious.
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How did you first discover deviantART?

I never knew about the internet until I was about 7 or 8 years old, where I would just play games on there once in a while. When I was about 11, I browsed around the internet a little more often, and ended up reading fanfiction of some movies and TV shows

. I looked at some of the profiles of authors, and some linked their dA accounts. I browsed around that deviantART for a short time and dismissed it as nothing.
Shortly after turning 13, my English teacher made my class participate in the National Novel Writing Month where I typed my fingers off over 21,000 words and became an active member in the forums. After almost one year, someone posted a thread about deviantART. I visited this wonderful community again, an

An Absurd Interview with LaurenKitsuneWelcome to Absurd Interviews: Even better than the Spice Girls making a come back

Mmmmm! Do you smell that? It's like a sweet scent of Pina Colada in the air. What must it be? It must be our guest for today!
She's a cool girl who one day got to meet Julia Roberts... though it seems it wasn't a very pleasant experience.
Aaaanyway, since it seems I'm getting more and more lame at introductions, let's go straight to the interview, aye?
Kids! This time I bring you:
$LaurenKitsune
Hi Lauren! How are you today? You had your birthday recently how was it?
Hi, Thiefo! My birthday was 99% great! I have had a curse over me for 3 years to have sucky birthdays, the first of which happened in 2009, where I invited 25 people and rented out a whole wine bar...then sheepishly told the manager he might as well let other guests in after 5 people showed up.
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It's not required from me to say hi but I'll say it anyways: Hi! And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream.
I suddenly remembered I had this interview in my notes for so long, I had to publish it as soon as possible. Why? Because apparently I'm like Dory and I tend to forget... stuff...
Oh hi!

And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream! Today I bring you a deviant with no name required: $namenotrequired!

Hello person with no name required! We know your name is not required but if you could have any name, what would it be?
Hello!

I may not have named my account, but my parents did name me – and I like the name they gave me, Bart, just fine to keep.

If your current life could be described w

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An Absurd Interview with StJoan

by ^Thiefoworld, Aug 27, 2011, 9:16:01 AM
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Avada Kedavra! (I always tought that sounded more like a salute or something, rather than a curse :P) Welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Not my daughter you bitch!

So! I was on my way to Hogwarts, I was sitting comfortably on my train cabin minding my own business when this young lady approached. She was wearing some funny glasses and she was tall.... really tall. Anyway I decided to interview her and this is the result. Ladies and muggles, I give you: `StJoan

Hello Alicia! How are you today?

I so sleepy...whoever invented 5:30 am should be taken out back and shot.

Would be rather be half naked or half dressed?

Half naked, fo sho. I like the possibility of arrest for public indecency.

If you had to choose a Gaga song to describe your current life, which one would it be?

Oh shi-can't be all can it? I suppose actually You & I and not just because of the ampersand. it's a little country, a little rock, a lot of pop and a lot of divalicious singing...also, mermaid sex.
Aside from that: Bad Kids or maybe So Happy I Could Die
yup!

How does it feel to be nominated as the tallest and most brown Luna ever?

SO FREAKING AWESOME
Though like any committed cosplayer i /did/ use a lightening foundation and powder over exposed skin but uh...it's a billion degrees in texas in summer and i was wearing 3 layers of clothes and wool tights...so i sweated most of it off

If you could change anything from yourself (be something physical or emotional) what would it be?

Dude i am the squishy. i'm not big, i'm just squishy. really squishy. so i'd like to be more muscle, less squish..i mean i'd keep squish and add squish in places...keep the bewbs and add ass. for a brown girl i have a flat bum and it hurts when i sit too long without a cushion

On the other side, what's the one thing from you (could also be physical or emotional) you're most proud of?

I've managed to survive some really big ups and downs and am determined to maintain a drama free life style...at least IRL drama, dArama is still fair game