An Absurd Interview with codenamepanther

Hello Kate! How are you today?

Hi! I am good. A little tired. That’s probably because I went swimming at lunch. On a side note, it is frowned upon to do cannonballs in the gym pool.

Exactly how much are we talking about when you say 50 Fergie bucks?

  
4 trillion rupies! Or 6 schillings. I’m not great at economics or currency exchange.

What's your favourite color for a beverage?

Orange drank.

If you were an internet meme, which one do you think you would be?

TheLaurenVerse says Boxxy. I would say Philosoraptor because you never know what will come out of my mouth.

If we open your refrigerator right now, what's the first thing we would find?

Cheese. Piles and piles of cheese. I am allergic to it, but I like to remind myself of who’s the boss.

So! You like... work for DA or something huh? How is an average day for a DA staff? Is it true you have to wear a tinfoil hat as part of the uniform?

I do indeed “work” for dA. There is no such thing as an average day at dA. This place is truly unlike anywhere I have ever worked. You never know what is going to happen. Our office is completely tinfoil optional. I actually prefer wax paper myself.

How many types of kangaroos do you know? Did you know that there are more than fifty different kinds of kangaroos? I only knew about the one who likes boxing ._.

Hahaha! Marsupials are extremely attractive. You can dress them up in bow ties and take them to fancy balls.
I would like to take a moment to name all the kangaroos I know:
The Qantas Airline mascot
The Kangaroo Shoe
Kangol mascot
Kangaroo Jack (He wore a hoodie)
Captain Kangaroo
Bruce Willis

Your username could have been codenamedog or codenameguineapig... why a panther?

Have you ever met a panther? No, a panther is a term used for an animal that is a color variant of another animal. A panther can be a black jaguar, a black leopard, or even a black cougar. I just liked the idea of being able to blend and stand out at the same time. Also, I’ve never met a classy guinea pig.

If you were a Law and Order character, who do you think you would be?

Without a doubt, Ice-T’s character “Fin.” Sometimes you gotta crack some skulls.

Thank you so much Kate!   Say goodbye to your minions!

Goodbye, trolley people! You serving me has been a pleasure…Keep up the, errr, work.