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Καλό απόγευμα! And welcome to the 11th edition of Absurd Interviews: Where we use Babel Fish to translate to greek!

These interviews are usually known for containing absurdity and whatnot. However today is a new day and in an attempt to change that I searched far and wide for a smart person to chat with, I found I-is-smart and thought "If this person says he's smart he must be! isn't?" Let's see...

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He does look smart... and young


    Hi I-is-smart! :D ... or what should I call you?... You-Is-smart? :o

    You can call me a number of things, Even Master if you please :evillaugh: but my watchers have voted for 'Smarty' on a poll I posted recently.

    Mmmm riiight. Anyway! the true question is...is you really smart?

    Of course I IS!!!! Though some seem to think my spelling and grammar could be improved =p

    Alright Mr. Is-Smart, here's a test to prove your smartness. We all know the speed of light right? But what about the speed of darkness? :stare:

    Well if you consider it mathematically the velocity of darkness is equivalent to negative 100 gazillion millimeters per decade. Give or take a couple trillion, (don’t have my special calculator with me) but darkness can consume a human soul at a number of different rates. So if you wanna stay good don’t tick off any demons :evileye:

    Fair enough. Moving on: why can't Batman go fishing?

    Because Gotham city's aquatic population has decreased dramatically due to mass amounts of pollution,  explosions, and an out of place penguin eating all the fish.

    Have you ever tried crying underwater?

    No... Not really, mostly because I don’t cry and because I’d have to open my eyes under water and I hate doing that!

    Can you tell me what color is 865093?

    this color by I-is-smart

    Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

    No I can’t say that I have, but I would be so pretty!!!! :iconprettyplz: and my talent would be saying the alphabet in reverse order really really fast!:eager:

    Share with us a deviation that makes you have an artistic orgasm :D

    Hmm... :thumb209696150: :iconllamalaplz:

    If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

    Ooh that’s a hard one. I’m a little out of the loop regarding celebrities and stuff. mostly because when I’m not working or asleep, I’m spending all my time reading or on dA ... how about spyed :ninja: he is so cool and I would love to meet him and converse with him about the site, and llamas and ninjas and all sorts of stuff while eating donuts. But if this was dinner it would be someone else entirely! Preferably female :date:

    Thank you so much dear smart person! From your answers we can know corroborate you are indeed smart. Now give us a farewell message! :D

    Well before I go remember to enjoy a nice burrito! :iconburitoplz:  If you want to know more about me just ask me I don’t bite… that hard :giggle: Okay bye everybody :wave:

Have a great day
I-is-smart :tardwave: by LunarTheUmbreon
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micromess Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Student General Artist
psh.. to be correct 865093 is green 80 blue 147 and red 134 all mixed into one.... or called purple ;P
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Gwendolyn12 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
:la:
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IceXDragon Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yayz!:dummy:
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Elixia-Dragmire Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
MORE RANDOMNESS!
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AwsumZ Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
:dummy:
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:iconi-is-smart:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbummiesplz:
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HeatranScorchingFire Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Student Filmographer
autograph please
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:iconi-is-smart:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
wait in line
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Phlum Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Smart alec. :shakefist:
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:iconi-is-smart:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:la:
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alexandrasalas Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
He is indeed smart! :la:
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:iconi-is-smart:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:la: thank you!!!! :iconbummiesplz:
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Shotgunpoopie Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011
Okay, you looking for "smart" people, "Smartass" people, or both? --> :iconcrackerjackthe4th:

At any rate, Mr. Is-Smart's name sounds more satirical and more self-degrading than anything else, really.

I'm gonna check out your other interviews in the meantime.
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I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm both! :XD:
and yes there was indeed satire in mind when i came up with the name for the account, but I personally do not find it self degrading. if people take it to seriously then they ruin it for themselves and I have some butthurt name haters to laugh at.

And do that! I've read them all and they are all so funny :la: and have more awesome people then me :giggle:
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Shotgunpoopie Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
That's kinda what I mean, actually. Self-degrading humor is nothing more than not taking yourself too seriously.
It's like they say: "If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at all." I can respect that.

And YES I WILL, good sir. :thumbsup:
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superupaman Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Wowie! This is the first time i read an absurd interview (though i always got notified but never actually took pains to click on to that link, lazy me) but this time i did it for a change (20cents i guess) ^^; ....and man this is so very cool..... (i'm shivering..bah) ..will definitely look forward to read all of'em from now. I pledge! :D
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I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
READ THEM ALL!!!!!
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litecrush Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Absurd interview is absurd. :clap: :thumbsup:
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I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
word
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neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I just learned everything ever. :faint:
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I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:la: im such a great teacher!
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SanguineEpitaph Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I cried underwater once. :crying: That mermaid soap opera was just so goddamn emotional. :iconcryforeverplz:
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Thiefoworld Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011
THOSE DAMN MERMAIDS!
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SanguineEpitaph Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Always making us teary-eyed. :c
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loveisangerness Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are so fun!
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PixlPhantasy Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: Always love reading these ^^
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suzaku009 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011
HAHAHA OMG, THIS INTERVIEW.
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I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol i should have posted a more recent pic of me :lmao:
Thanks sooooo much thiefo You are so awesome and now everyone will know how smart i really is!:dummy:
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Thiefoworld Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011
:iconjuap:
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Lazulelle Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:#1:
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TiaVon Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:dummy:
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