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Καλό απόγευμα! And welcome to the 11th edition of Absurd Interviews: Where we use Babel Fish to translate to greek!

These interviews are usually known for containing absurdity and whatnot. However today is a new day and in an attempt to change that I searched far and wide for a smart person to chat with, I found I-is-smart and thought "If this person says he's smart he must be! isn't?" Let's see...

He does look smart... and young

    Hi I-is-smart! :D ... or what should I call you?... You-Is-smart? :o

    You can call me a number of things, Even Master if you please :evillaugh: but my watchers have voted for 'Smarty' on a poll I posted recently.

    Mmmm riiight. Anyway! the true question you really smart?

    Of course I IS!!!! Though some seem to think my spelling and grammar could be improved =p

    Alright Mr. Is-Smart, here's a test to prove your smartness. We all know the speed of light right? But what about the speed of darkness? :stare:

    Well if you consider it mathematically the velocity of darkness is equivalent to negative 100 gazillion millimeters per decade. Give or take a couple trillion, (don’t have my special calculator with me) but darkness can consume a human soul at a number of different rates. So if you wanna stay good don’t tick off any demons :evileye:

    Fair enough. Moving on: why can't Batman go fishing?

    Because Gotham city's aquatic population has decreased dramatically due to mass amounts of pollution,  explosions, and an out of place penguin eating all the fish.

    Have you ever tried crying underwater?

    No... Not really, mostly because I don’t cry and because I’d have to open my eyes under water and I hate doing that!

    Can you tell me what color is 865093?

    this color by I-is-smart

    Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

    No I can’t say that I have, but I would be so pretty!!!! :iconprettyplz: and my talent would be saying the alphabet in reverse order really really fast!:eager:

    Share with us a deviation that makes you have an artistic orgasm :D

    Hmm... :thumb209696150: :iconllamalaplz:

    If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

    Ooh that’s a hard one. I’m a little out of the loop regarding celebrities and stuff. mostly because when I’m not working or asleep, I’m spending all my time reading or on dA ... how about spyed :ninja: he is so cool and I would love to meet him and converse with him about the site, and llamas and ninjas and all sorts of stuff while eating donuts. But if this was dinner it would be someone else entirely! Preferably female :date:

    Thank you so much dear smart person! From your answers we can know corroborate you are indeed smart. Now give us a farewell message! :D

    Well before I go remember to enjoy a nice burrito! :iconburitoplz:  If you want to know more about me just ask me I don’t bite… that hard :giggle: Okay bye everybody :wave:

Have a great day
I-is-smart :tardwave: by LunarTheUmbreon
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micromess Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Student General Artist
psh.. to be correct 865093 is green 80 blue 147 and red 134 all mixed into one.... or called purple ;P
Gwendolyn12 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
IceXDragon Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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HeatranScorchingFire Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Student Filmographer
autograph please
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
wait in line
Phlum Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Smart alec. :shakefist:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
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