So girls, boys, ducks, and every combination between those, today we interview:
Hello Bradley. How are you today?
Everytime I see your icon feel like I'm talking to Gaga. Have you ever mistaken a person with another and had an awkward situation from that?
Yes, all the time.
My father is bald, and if you know bald people, you'd know that they all look semi-identical from the back. Anyway, we were at a shopping centre and I got lost - so I wandered around looking for my father. I saw this man that I thought was my father from behind and when I yelled out, "Dad!" to him, he turned around and looked at me funny. I blushed so bad, and ran away like a little girl.
And a shoutout to neurotype for insisting that I'm LadyGaga.
Talking about Gaga, I know you got to see her live recently. Is she really as crazy as the urban legends say?
She totally is. Until you've been to her concert, you don't actually know what crazy is. <3
And it's not just the craziness, it's the talent that pulls everything together. It's hard for someone to say she doesn't lack creativity - one could even call her an artist.
If you could make and wear a crazy outfit like Gaga's what would you use to create it?
Probably a salad dress, much more organic than meat.
So you are a CV. If you could overlook any category you wanted for a time, which would it be?
Other than deviantART Related, probably Emoticons or Community Projects.
If you were a mobile phone would you be a shiny new ones with lots of functions and sleek figure or a classic (not to say old ) one, very resistant, tough and durable?... if you know what I mean.
You mean a Nokia?
I think I'd be a shiny new one that breaks every time you look at it.
You are part of a story, would you be the good guy, the villain, the loyal sidekick, the narrator? What part would you take in the story?
The sidekick. He's the one that gets pushed into the background, and becomes a hero when you least expect it. Plus, being the main protagonist is completely overrated.
Which is your favourite hour of the day?
Anything that doesn't have "am/A.M" after it.
If you could turn any activity into a sport, you would be the world champion of....?
Sleeping. If sleeping was considered a sport at the Olympics, I'd probably be the most successful Olympian to-date. Take that Michael Phelps.
Thank you so much! Now give us a farewell message.
Thank you to everyone that took the time to read this interview, and thanks to Thiefoworld for absurdifying all the interviews! (you can totally add that new word to your vocabulary)
I choose to finish with a quote. Why? Because I was born this way, baby.
"Ignore all hatred and criticism. Live for what you create, and die protecting it."
- Lady Gaga